Embarrassing! Our TA, underfunded weatherman (an alien named rain) was completely off, ugh! There was no tornado (don't worry we're sending them to the dungeon for an all inclusive torture experience). May our fat ass EF5 queen 🍑 rest in pieces 🥀🪦 Your tussy will forever live in our hearts ❤️ She will be forever commemorated in our Fat Ass EF5 Tornado thread 🫡 Back to business as usual! Please check out our April Announcements, April Patrols, and Valentines Thread Contest Voting! Let's clean those threads!
The Apostles is a warrior cats roleplay based in northern Wisconsin. On Lake Superior, the wild cats have made the Apostle Islands their home. It is on these islands - Rocky Island and South Twin Island - that the clan and tribe cats have lived in a peace and harmony that ebbs and flows with the tide.
But as the tides turn, so does the truce that binds them to one another; and as the water raises, a darkness follows, an evil that will end in bloodshed and violence.
The night is pleasantly warm, unassuming 🌚 Tucked safely in his nest, Yewthorn slumbers. A little honk shoo honk shoo, honk mi mi mi action 😪 When suddenly, a fat ass, super dumpy 🍑 EF5 tornado, 2.5 miles wide and sporting 300+ mph winds, drops from the sky and lands directly on his nest 🌪️ His bits (his little yewthorns 🍆) are first torn from his body (tragic 🤣) before he's launched into the vortex and shot like a canon into the sky 🚀 A shooting star 🌠 Yewthorn rockets across the globe and hits the eiffel tower 🇫🇷 where he immediately explodes on impact💥
The fat ass EF5 tornado 🍑 remains in the Vale for a total of 18 minutes 🌪️ ⏲️ All of ThistleClan is tossed like a salad 🥗 and very few survive 😝 At one point, they try to use Mudkit, who is big, like super large, as a shield 🛡️ but he gets gutwrench powerbomb'd 🤼 into the ground and is sent to the Dark Forest 😈 where he must make a harrowing journey to return home 👋
The fat ass EF5 tornado 🍑 essentially wipes ThistleClan off the map lol 😅 before taking a hefty pivot into RedwoodClan (it got bored 🥱 lmao). It immediately rips out all of the trees and starts throwing 'em around and shit 💪 While taking a dookie at the dirt-place 🧻 Finchstar gets 6 trees slammed into his cat butthole 🤭 Very few RedwoodClanners survive the triple-decker-tree-dumper attack 🪦 Snowtalon jumps onto one of the flying trees and rides it like an Alaskan Bull Worm 🪱 124 times around the island before he makes a crash landing in Madison, WI ⛑️
A true and hunty diva 💅 the fat ass EF5 tornado 🍑 does a back-flip off the southern cliffs and lands on the LichenClan shoreline in a FULL SPLIT 🤸♀️ crushing Darterpaw under its tussy (tornado *****) 💃 💃 The 300+ mph winds 💨 straight up create a vacuum 💨 either sucking all of their warriors out of camp (lol Sorrelsong gets ripped in half 💔) 💨 and shooting them into the stratosphere 🌌 or slamming them violently back into the tunnels (tunnel cats are NOT spared 😂 lol). Altair and Vega are rocket launched into the sky 🚀 creating a spectacular light show as they explode ⭐ ⭐ The tornado briefly turns into a hurricane + tsunami (2 for 1 deal) situation 🌀 🌊
Riding the waves like a sexy surfer 🏄 🏄 (i need to get their number 😝 lmfao) the fat ass EF5 tornado 🍑 does 7 complete circles around the Tribe island 🌀 (show off haha 😋) before slamming into the Tribe Stone 🪨 obliterating it on impact 💥 💥 Deadly shrapnel explodes across Lake Superior in a 50-mile radius 📐 Falcon loses his other front leg LOL 😆😆 and Talon gets sucked straight into the vortex and does not return to earth until he lands on the set of the Bachelor 🫃 (28th season) and he marries a human woman 🥰 The death tolls rises ROFL 🤣
After ripping up and down the Tribe island 🏝️ the fat ass EF5 tornado 🍑 ends it's performance by slurping up into the sky 🫦 and plopping violently down into the middle of Poppy's cabin 🏚️ It explodes 💥 (like in Oppenheimer 💣). Sugarplum is hit by the atomic bomb blast and eviscerated on the spot 🤯 The Olympic judges give the tornado an overall 6.9 performance rating 🥇 and 420% of the island's inhabitants are dead 🤣 Human police officers 👮♂️ arrive shortly after and arrest Mizar 🔫 (a wanted serial killer in 48 states 🤷♂️), sentencing her to life in prison 👯♂️
REST IN PIECES 🙏
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MANDATORY DEATH ROLL RULES
1. Because this is a mandatory death roll, you are required to roll a 1d20 for all of your characters using the charts in the tabs above and modifiers outlined below.
a. Each faction will have their own rolling "charts" outlining which each number range and/or number means for the faction. E.g. Reedtail rolls a 6 and gets pancaked wicked witch of the west style by the literal bear stones.
2. After reading through the rules and tabs above, reply to the thread using the form below and roll a 1d20 +/- modifiers for each of your characters. You cannot roll on the Discord, and you cannot pick what happens to your character. It's up to the RNG Gods.
a. You cannot use their regular age and earned stat modifiers for the roll. Sorry! They don't apply here. You can only use the modifiers outlined below if they apply to your character.
b. Rolls on the forum are a real SOB, so do not try to go in and add additional rolls above any current ones or they will break (pathetic). Copy/paste the form for each character (or do separate posts for each faction to help break it up) and post the rolls. Edit the post AFTER ROLLING to add their outcome (dead and how or somehow alive).
3. Rolling will take place from April 1 to April 3.
a. You cannot create any new threads on the site until after you roll your character's death roll and figure out who's still alive.
b. If your character dies a gruesome (but funny) death (which they most likely will) you cannot roleplay any new threads with them (womp). You can only finish up their current threads.
4. Since most of our current HP's will probably die (but like in a really funny way), our new HP's will be determined by whoever lives and rolls an 18-20 for their faction.
a. If more than 1 cat rolls an 18-20 for a position per faction, staff will roll another 1d20 for each character, and the top score gets to be the new HP. Rogues and tunnel cats will be decided a lil differently based on their dice ranges.
5. It will probably take staff a really long time to update the allegiances and properly re-sort everyone, so please give us some patience! You do not need to submit any archival requests. We'll whip rain and make them take care of it.
6. If all of your characters die (lol), you can go ahead and make some new ones after April 3.
7. While we know killing off 420% of your cast kind of sucks (womp womp), you will get this cool pixel award for dying in the tornado and participating (against your will lmao) in the event :3c
8. If you have any questions about the fat ass EF5 tornado, please reach out to staff!
MODIFIERS
Please use the special modifiers below before making your roll. If you're character was mentioned in the above storm context, just put N/A and write down their fate. E.g. Yewthorn exploded after hitting the eiffel tower or Mizar got arrested.
Item description
Modifier
Regular milk drinker buff
+5
Addicted to cigarettes
-5
Unfortunately lives in ThistleClan
-3
Yew spawn (related to Yew in some fashion)
-5
A character Rain roleplays
-10
Suffers from swamp ass
-3
Fortunately lives in the Tribe
+3
IBS survivor
-1
Missing an eye
-2
Licks toes
-8
Leg Chart
If any of your characters in any faction score a 16-17, they will survive the death roll but (unfortunately) lose a limb. They will need to perform a second 1d4 roll to determine which leg they lost. If your character loses a limb and needs a 1d4 roll, please edit your post and add the 1d4 rolls to the VERY BOTTOM of the post and follow the chart below:
Leg
Dice roll
Front right
1
Front left
2
Back right
3
Back left
4
FORM
Please relpy to the thread using the form below:
[b]Character Name: [/b]NAME HERE [b]Faction:[/b] CLAN OR TRIBE HERE [b]Earned modifiers:[/b] +/- MODIFIERS HERE [b]DICE ROLL: [/b]INSERT [*roll=1d20+/-modifer] OR N/A IF MENTIONED ABOVE [b]RESULTS: [/b]CHARACTER RESULTS HERE - EDIT AFTER ROLL IF APPLICABLE
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REDWOODCLAN & THISTLECLAN
RedwoodClan Rolling Ranges
1 - you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP. 2-5 - a big redwood tree goes through your body from butt to mouth 6-10 - you get pancaked ala wicked witch of the west style by the literal bear stones 11-15 - you get impaled on the top of the tallest redwood tree (good luck finding ur way down, jk u won't) 16-17 - you go airborne for 86 minutes during the tornado, hitting several trees in the process, which rips off a leg, and do NOT come back the same mentally and physically (roll a 1d4 to find out which limb u lost) 18 - you are now the medicine cat of RedwoodClan, congrats 🎉 19 - you are now the deputy of RedwoodClan, congrats 🎉 20 - you are now the leader of RedwoodClan, congrats 🎉
ThistleClan Rolling Ranges
1 - you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP. 2-5 - high af on catmint, you stare blankly at the tornado as it sucks you into the air and you experience a state of nirvana never felt before (ur last true high) 6-10 - you try to escape by digging a new den underground but it collapses from pressure, entombing you forever in mud (cask of amontillado style) 11-15 - you try to challenge the tornado to a duel (stupid) and refuse to stand down---until a swirling swamp-ass Firfoot flies through the air and knocks you unconscious. Forever. 16-17 - you get sucked into the tornado and dunked 70x into the bog over and over and over again before emerging less cat than bog (roll a 1d4 to see which limb u lost due to sogginess). 18 - you are now the medicine cat of ThistleClan, congrats 🎉 19 - you are now the deputy of ThistleClan, congrats 🎉 20 - you are now the leader of ThistleClan, congrats 🎉
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LICHENCLAN & TRIBE
LichenClan Rolling Ranges
1 - you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP. 2-5 - the suction from the tornado shoots you directly into the MoonCave, and you get shish kabob'd by a stalactite 6-10 - you get slurped from camp and catapulted into the stratosphere, where you eventually implode, creating a dazzling light show for StarClan 11-15 - the camp collapses and you die getting pummeled by like 30-50 rocks (so sad) 16-17 - the 2 for 1 tsunami + hurricane pulls you into the lake, ripping off one of your limbs, and you swim + simultaneously get waterboarded for 4 days straight before finding dry land (roll a 1d4 to see which limb u lost) 18 - you are now the medicine cat of LichenClan, congrats 🎉 19 - you are now the deputy of LichenClan, congrats 🎉 20 - you are now the leader of LichenClan, congrats 🎉
Tribe Rolling Ranges
1 - you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP. 2-5 - a piece of Tribe Stone shrapnel decapitates you lmao 6-10 - the force of the winds cause you to slam violently into a fellow tribe-mate so hard you briefly become one (a mutant prey-hunter + stone-guard freak of nature) and you are given the power to imagine a better world where war and violence doesn't exist, then you explode 11-15 - you get sucked into one of the tornado's spins around the Tribe island and get ripped like a beyblade across Lake Superior, skipping 1000x+ across the water (new record) before exploding 16-17 - a piece of Tribe Stone shrapnel shoots directly into one of your legs, ripping it clean from your body (roll a 1d4 to see which limb u lost) 18 - you are now the head stone-guard of the Tribe, congrats 🎉 19 - you are now the head prey-hunter of the Tribe, congrats 🎉 20 - you are now the teller of the Tribe, congrats 🎉
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OUTSIDERS
Celandine / Outsiders Rolling Ranges
1 - you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP. 2-5 - you get pulverized by the atomic bomb blast and disintegrate on the spot lmao 6-10 - you get shot straight down onto the tip of the northern peninsula, somehow alive---just kidding a pack of hungry foxes rip you to shreds 11-15 - you spin 102x before getting rocket launched through all 10 two-leg cabins, breaking every single wall until you explode 16-17 - you get sucked into the tornado and after 34 rotations get tossed into the same swirl cycle of a Clan cat, where you (unable to resist urself) get locked into a violent battle and lose a limb before getting shot into the ground like a missile (roll a 1d4 to see which limb u lost) 18 - you are now the physician and/or prophet of Celandine, congrats 🎉 19 - you are now the spy master and/or commander of Celandine, congrats 🎉 20 - you are now the leader of Celandine, congrats 🎉
Tunnel Cat Rolling Ranges
1 - you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP. 2-5 - you hit every rock and stalactite while getting sucked down the tunnels and then choke-slammed so hard into the drop-offs that you come out the other side of the earth (going through its core) and explode OUCH 6-10 - you drown in total darkness due to the massive waves from the double hurricane + tsunami flooding the tunnels lol 11-15 - you get sucked into a massive wind tunnel, where you end up doing endless rotations for the rest of eternity (some say ur still swirling to this very day but ur very dead) 16-17 - you get silly-style slurped down the tunnels and thrown into Coyotecall's open jaws. You somehow manage to escape his clutches, but not without losing a limb (roll a 1d4 to find out which limb u lost) 18 - you are just alive and vibing and deeply unwell, congrats 🎉 19 - you are just alive and vibing and deeply unwell, congrats 🎉 20 - you are now the leader of the Tunnel Cats, congrats 🎉
Character Name: Yewthorn Faction: ThistleClan Earned modifiers: -8 (tc and related to yewthorn bc yewthorn) DICE ROLL: n/a RESULTS: dead - shot across the globe and hits the eiffel tower and explodes
Character Name: Blazingstorm Faction: ThistleClan Earned modifiers: -3 (tc) DICE ROLL: XQe8JY6F1d20-3 RESULTS: dead - entombed in mud
Character Name: Jaythroat Faction: ThistleClan Earned modifiers: -3 (tc) DICE ROLL: 1d20-3 RESULTS: dead - killed by firfoot's ass
Character Name: Blackfrost Faction: ThistleClan Earned modifiers: -13 (tc and licks toes) DICE ROLL: 1d20-13 RESULTS: dead - shit pants and died
Character Name: Brambleheart Faction: ThistleClan Earned modifiers: -8 (tc and related to yewthorn) DICE ROLL: 1d20-8 RESULTS: dead - entombed in mud x21d20-3·1d20-3·1d20-13·1d20-8
Character Name: Flashfang Faction: LC Earned modifiers: DICE ROLL: ZTdPMlIP1d20 RESULTS: DEAD the camp collapses and you die getting pummeled by like 30-50 rocks (so sad)
Character Name: Littlestream Faction: LC Earned modifiers: DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: DEAD the camp collapses and you die getting pummeled by like 30-50 rocks (so sad)
Character Name: Lilacmist Faction: LC Earned modifiers: DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: DEAD you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP.
Character Name: Anemonepaw Faction: LC Earned modifiers: DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: DEAD the camp collapses and you die getting pummeled by like 30-50 rocks (so sad)
REDWOODCLAN
Character Name: Mallowfrost Faction: RWC Earned modifiers:poppy seed cigarette addict -5 DICE ROLL: 1d20-5 RESULTS: DEAD a big redwood tree goes through your body from butt to mouth
Character Name: Whitewhisker Faction: RWC Earned modifiers: DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: ALIVE you are now the deputy of RedwoodClan, congrats 🎉
Character Name: Hollowkit Faction: RWC Earned modifiers: milk drinker +5 DICE ROLL: 1d20+5 RESULTS: DEAD you get impaled on the top of the tallest redwood tree (good luck finding ur way down, jk u won't)
TUNNEL CATS
Character Name: Adderheart Faction: tunnels Earned modifiers: IBS survivor -1 DICE ROLL: 1d20-1 RESULTS: DEAD you hit every rock and stalactite while getting sucked down the tunnels and then choke-slammed so hard into the drop-offs that you come out the other side of the earth (going through its core) and explode OUCH
Character Name: Forestflight Faction: tunnels Earned modifiers: DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: DEAD you get sucked into a massive wind tunnel, where you end up doing endless rotations for the rest of eternity (some say ur still swirling to this very day but ur very dead) 1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20-5·1d20·1d20+5·1d20-1·1d20
flash - forest - poppy - little - lost - cedar - kestrel - mist - fire - smoke adder - white - mallow - moonlight - anemone - melody - lilac - hollow
Character Name: Hemlock Faction: Tribe Earned modifiers: +3 tribe buff DICE ROLL: MX071G501d20+3 RESULTS: dead - decapitated lol
Character Name: Tooth Faction: Tribe Earned modifiers: +3 tribe buff DICE ROLL: 1d20+3 RESULTS: dead - combine body with prey-hunter and explode1d20+3·1d20+3
Character Name: Smokestorm Faction: TC Earned modifiers: -3 TC DICE ROLL: 8RWd|D|w1d20-3 RESULTS: DEAD you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP.
Character Name: Cedarkit Faction: TC Earned modifiers: -3 TC -3 swamp ass DICE ROLL: 1d20-6 RESULTS: DEAD you try to challenge the tornado to a duel (stupid) and refuse to stand down---until a swirling swamp-ass Firfoot flies through the air and knocks you unconscious. Forever.
Character Name: Lostgaze Faction: TC Earned modifiers: -3 TC -2 missing an eye DICE ROLL: 1d20-5 RESULTS: DEAD high af on catmint, you stare blankly at the tornado as it sucks you into the air and you experience a state of nirvana never felt before (ur last true high)
Character Name: Kestrelcall Faction: TC Earned modifiers: -3 TC -5 yew spawn -3 swamp ass DICE ROLL: 1d20-11 RESULTS: DEAD you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP.
TRIBE OF FLOATING STONES
Character Name: Fire Faction: tribe Earned modifiers: +3 tribe kitty DICE ROLL: 1d20+3 RESULTS: DEAD you get sucked into one of the tornado's spins around the Tribe island and get ripped like a beyblade across Lake Superior, skipping 1000x+ across the water (new record) before exploding
Character Name: Mist Faction: tribe Earned modifiers: +3 tribe kitty DICE ROLL: 1d20+3 RESULTS: ALIVE you are now the teller of the Tribe, congrats 🎉
Character Name: Melody Faction: tribe Earned modifiers: +3 tribe kitty DICE ROLL: 1d20+3 RESULTS: ALIVE you are now the teller of the Tribe, congrats 🎉
Character Name: Moonlight Faction: tribe Earned modifiers: +3 tribe kitty DICE ROLL: 1d20+3 RESULTS: DEAD the force of the winds cause you to slam violently into a fellow tribe-mate so hard you briefly become one (a mutant prey-hunter + stone-guard freak of nature) and you are given the power to imagine a better world where war and violence doesn't exist, then you explode
CELANDINE
Character Name: Poppy Faction: TC Earned modifiers: DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: DEAD you spin 102x before getting rocket launched through all 10 two-leg cabins, breaking every single wall until you explode1d20-3·1d20-6·1d20-5·1d20-11·1d20+3·1d20+3·1d20+3·1d20+3·1d20
flash - forest - poppy - little - lost - cedar - kestrel - mist - fire - smoke adder - white - mallow - moonlight - anemone - melody - lilac - hollow
Character Name: Foxtail Faction: tribe Earned modifiers: +3 DICE ROLL: xNGFEu|a1d20+3 RESULTS:dead you get sucked into one of the tornado's spins around the Tribe island and get ripped like a beyblade across Lake Superior, skipping 1000x+ across the water (new record) before exploding
Outsiders
Character Name: Honeybun Faction: Rogues Earned modifiers: +5 drinks milk -8 licks (Poppy's) toes DICE ROLL: 1d20-3 RESULTS: dead you spin 102x before getting rocket launched through all 10 two-leg cabins, breaking every single wall until you explode
Character Name: Icesong Faction: Tunnel cats Earned modifiers: 0 DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: dead you hit every rock and stalactite while getting sucked down the tunnels and then choke-slammed so hard into the drop-offs that you come out the other side of the earth (going through its core) and explode OUCH
LichenClan
Character Name: Darterpaw Faction: LichenClan Earned modifiers: - DICE ROLL: - RESULTS: dead Killed by tussy
Character Name: Fireflypaw Faction: LichenClan Earned modifiers: 0 DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: alive! you are now the medicine cat of LichenClan, congrats
Character Name: Caveflower Faction: LichenClan Earned modifiers: 0 DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: dead You get slurped from camp and catapulted into the stratosphere, where you eventually implode, creating a dazzling light show for StarClan
Character Name: Shellshine Faction: LichenClan Earned modifiers: 0 DICE ROLL:1d20 RESULTS: alive you are now the deputy of LichenClan, congrats
RedwoodClan
Character Name: Pollenstorm Faction: RedwoodClan Earned modifiers: 0 DICE ROLL:1d20 RESULTS: dead you get pancaked ala wicked witch of the west style by the literal bear stones
Character Name: Bumblestep Faction: RedwoodClan Earned modifiers: 0 DICE ROLL:1d20 RESULTS: dead you get pancaked ala wicked witch of the west style by the literal bear stones
Character Name: Dapplepaw Faction: RedwoodClan Earned modifiers: -5 yew spawn DICE ROLL:1d20-5 RESULTS: dead you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP.
ThistleClan
Character Name: Marsheyes Faction: ThistleClan Earned modifiers: -3 TC DICE ROLL:1d20 -3 RESULTS: dead you try to escape by digging a new den underground but it collapses from pressure, entombing you forever in mud (cask of amontillado style)
Character Name: Turtledove Faction: ThistleClan Earned modifiers: -3 TC DICE ROLL:1d20 -3 RESULTS: dead you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP.
Character Name: Snailtail Faction: ThistleClan Earned modifiers: -3 TC DICE ROLL:1d20 -3 RESULTS: dead You try to challenge the tornado to a duel (stupid) and refuse to stand down---until a swirling swamp-ass Firfoot flies through the air and knocks you unconscious. Forever.1d20+3·1d20-3·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20-5·1d20 -3·1d20 -3·1d20 -3
Character Name: Briarfall Faction: Outsider Earned modifiers: -5 addicted to ciggies DICE ROLL: ||8|rLps1d20-5 RESULTS: you get shot straight down onto the tip of the northern peninsula, somehow alive---just kidding a pack of hungry foxes rip you to shreds1d20-5
Character Name: Cinderfeather Faction: ThistleClan Earned modifiers: -3 TC DICE ROLL: znhYu3G61d20-3 RESULTS: you you try to escape by digging a new den underground but it collapses from pressure, entombing you forever in mud (cask of amontillado style)
Character Name: Sparkspirit Faction: ThistleClan Earned modifiers: -3 TC DICE ROLL: 1d20-3 RESULTS: you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP. 1d20-3·1d20-3
Character Name: Emberscorch Faction: LC Earned modifiers: -2 missing an eye rip DICE ROLL: SDRfyMzJ1d20-2 RESULTS: the suction from the tornado shoots you directly into the MoonCave, and you get shish kabob'd by a stalactite
Character Name: Falconpaw Faction: LC Earned modifiers: N/A DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: the suction from the tornado shoots you directly into the MoonCave, and you get shish kabob'd by a stalactite
Character Name: Silvermist Faction:LC Earned modifiers: -8 licks toes DICE ROLL: 1d20-8 RESULTS:; you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP.1d20-2·1d20·1d20-8
Character Name: Freezingsky Faction: RWC Earned modifiers: N/A DICE ROLL: |JPjLVAS1d20 RESULTS: you get impaled on the top of the tallest redwood tree (good luck finding ur way down, jk u won't)
Character Name: Streamwhisker Faction: RWC Earned modifiers: N/A DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: you get pancaked ala wicked witch of the west style by the literal bear stones
Character Name: Star Faction: Tribe Earned modifiers: +3 Tribe kitty DICE ROLL: 1d20+3 RESULTS: you get sucked into one of the tornado's spins around the Tribe island and get ripped like a beyblade across Lake Superior, skipping 1000x+ across the water (new record) before exploding
Character Name: Icicle Faction: Tribe Earned modifiers: +3 tribe kitty DICE ROLL: 1d20+3 RESULTS: the force of the winds cause you to slam violently into a fellow tribe-mate so hard you briefly become one (a mutant prey-hunter + stone-guard freak of nature) and you are given the power to imagine a better world where war and violence doesn't exist, then you explode1d20·1d20·1d20+3·1d20+3
Character Name: Mizar Faction: Celandine Earned modifiers: N/A DICE ROLL: N/A RESULTS: Survives but gets arrested for being a serial killer by the human police. Sad.
Character Name: Mercury Faction: Celandine Earned modifiers: N/A DICE ROLL: rrFQD3p21d20 RESULTS: you hear the rumblin of the tornado and immediately have a heart attack, shitting ur cat pants in the process, and die before it touches down. RIP.
Character Name: Lacewing Faction: Celandine Earned modifiers: +5 regular milk drinker buff DICE ROLL: 1d20+5 RESULTS: you get shot straight down onto the tip of the northern peninsula, somehow alive---just kidding a pack of hungry foxes rip you to shreds
Character Name: Primrose Faction: Tunnels Earned modifiers: N/A DICE ROLL: 1d20 RESULTS: you drown in total darkness due to the massive waves from the double hurricane + tsunami flooding the tunnels lol1d20·1d20+5·1d20
Character Name: Rosebriar Faction: Lichenclan Earned modifiers: N/A DICE ROLL: 1d20 1d4 RESULTS: Survived but lost back right leg
Character Name: Ivyflower Faction: Lichenclan Earned modifiers: N/A DICE ROLL: 1d20 1d4 RESULTS: SUrvived but lost back right leg
Character Name: Talon Faction: Tribe Earned modifiers: +3 (lives in tribe) DICE ROLL: 1d20+3 RESULTS: Died 1d20-3·1d20-3·1d20-5·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20+3·1d20+3·1d20+3·1d20+3