Eyyyyy! I'm Bandit, a peanut butter obsessed dude in my early 30s who will forever be a 90s kid. I first joined the gang back in 2008, when we were known as Beyond the Horizons on Neopets/Proboards.

Since then I've moved 10 times, lived in 3 U.S. states and 2 countries, and finally settled down in Ontario, Canada. It gets heckin' cold in the winter, but the skies are clear and the wildlife abounds in my pine-forested backyard. Slowly hoarding a small zoo of various critters (equines, canines, felines, reptiles) because I'm an adult and I can do what I want. xP

IRL I'm a full-time web developer and crunch code for a living, but when I'm not doing that, I enjoy doodling on my tablet, riding my horses, playing Animal Crossing, coddling my Tamagotchis, and obsessively plotting new ways to make Thievingstar miserable a, er, better perso-- I mean, cat. Ahem.

Cheers!